I squirted while my mom was licking my clit and I was late for school

How about this: two people fuck you and I suck them off and give you cunnilingus 😉 😉

No anal! If you want to fuck with two cocks, put them both in your pussy

You give your wife two lovers, let them fuck her and carry her in their arms

The teacher's husband is waiting for her and she's fucking the students - double penetration

That's why girlfriends take so long to wash — they lick each other